i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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