You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
We left an ass print on the piano.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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