Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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