"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I could fuck to npr.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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