He is an equal opportunity slut.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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