Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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