Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
