Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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