just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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