It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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