We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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