Come see our sink grown plant.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
