If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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