kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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