please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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