When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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