awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
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