Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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