turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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