I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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