I just cut my nipple shaving
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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