He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
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