Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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