I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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