if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Randomize
