he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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