normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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