I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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