I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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