i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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