Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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