Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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