brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
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