Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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