Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
did you just send me my own nude
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
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