when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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