you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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