Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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