do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I intend to get homeless drunk
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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