I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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