oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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