She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
