Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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