Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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