what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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