Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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