No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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