I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
she looked like the before picture.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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