I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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