shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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