sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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